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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



blueeyed.handsomeman 11:06 Mon Feb 17
U 23s draw 2-2
a very good match i am told,
our goals from SILVA and ADARKWA

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HAMMERAMA 12:39 Wed Feb 19
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
Scored Twice and on their official site Quote "an up and coming star"

Sven Roeder 10:39 Tue Feb 18
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Cheers. Doesn’t sound promising!

I see Nathan Holland put Oxford 2-0 up v AFC Wimbledon in the first half.

HAMMERAMA 10:18 Tue Feb 18
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
At this moment no .No blistering pace,have not seen him win a header and not the greatest skill with ball at his feet. Plus side kicks the ball like a mule but is very one footed. Ju looks a better player when he gets fully fit.

Sven Roeder 10:11 Tue Feb 18
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
H
Is there any chance Silva can get enough match sharpness to contribute to the first team before the end of the season?
If he was ever capable of that

HAMMERAMA 10:05 Tue Feb 18
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It was like watching a different team from before Christmas. After losing the top 5 of 6 Scully,Holland,Kemp,Powell and Coventry the quality in and around the box was not very good.The wide men never beat a player but Alfie Lewis and Rosa were outstanding last night.
The back 4 and keeper were very good ,it was a shame they got their goals from a dreadful defensive error and a appalling referee decision in the last minute

blueeyed.handsomeman 3:09 Tue Feb 18
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
THe u23 captain is interesting a french club
its Lille i hear

The Stoat 3:02 Tue Feb 18
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Do they look good enough for the Championship next season and league one the following year?

blueeyed.handsomeman 2:13 Tue Feb 18
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
L O L I T A is used by TWINHAMMERS hAD ITS FIRST MEANING 'larf out loud its tom my analhead'


but it has a better usage now.



AFOLEYAN WAS SUPER DOOPER

gph 1:20 Tue Feb 18
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
Coincidentally,

Vladimir Nabokov [the author of Lolita] was a football goalkeeper in his youth, playing in his native Russia and at Cambridge, England. He described his football (soccer) experiences in his 1947 autobiography Speak Memory and also wrote a poem in Russian about his goalkeeping at Cambridge. Interestingly, he used the English word “Football” as the title for this poem. Presumably he chose the English title to emphasize the English origin of the game.



Several critics have discussed Nabokov’s goalkeeping, notably Brian Boyd (Vladimir Nabokov: The Russian Years), Thomas Karshan (Nabokov and Play, an Oxford Ph. D. thesis) and afthstewart [sic] (“The Wandering Attention of Vladimir Nabokov,” putnielsingoal.com). The latter two critics quote short passages in English translation of “Football,” but I can’t find a complete translation of the poem.



So here is mine. (Note that the poem is addressed to a woman. This is clear in the Russian: the first “you” is in the feminine form.)



FOOTBALL

I saw you walking with a young man similar to many others;

I recognized it all: the gait, the pipe, the laughter.

And, you see, there are quite a few of them, and, okay,

In different ways I like them all.



You and he came to where we were cavorting around

In a friendly but competitive way under a blue winter sky.

Gratifying game! An open space,

With dazzling shirts. The lively ball



Is kicked in a lightning curve.

The sonorous shot soars, and

I leap up, blocking its rapid flight

With a deflection.



Catching sight of my confident and skilful save,

You asked, watching the spinning ball:

Do you know him—over there in the white jersey,

Thin and disheveled like a violinist?



Your companion answered that it appears that I

Am from that strange country, where blood is falling on the snow,

And sucking on a pipe he remarked, incidentally,

That I was a decent fellow.



Off you went, and your sunny voice

Became indistinct. I saw your friend

Follow, smoking, and then stop

To tap his pipe on his heel.



The ball bounced everywhere, and you couldn’t know

That one of these carefree players here,

In silence, during the night, leisurely creates

Assonances for different ages.



Vladimir Nabokov. Cambridge, 28 February 1920



The save was important for his team, but its effect on the woman with the sunny voice appears more important to Nabokov. Playing goalkeeper enabled him to stand out from his team members; it satisfied his inclination to be an outsider and his need to show off.

This poem is as much about Nabokov’s self-image as it is about football. His diving save is obviously important for his team, but its effect on the woman with the sunny voice appears more important to Nabokov. Playing goalkeeper enabled him to stand out from his team members; it satisfied his inclination to be an outsider and his need to show off.



Nabokov wrote enthusiastically in his autobiography about the glory of playing in goal: “I was crazy about goalkeeping. In Russia and the Latin countries, that gallant art had been always surrounded with a halo of singular glamour. Aloof, solitary, impassive…he vies with the matador and the flying ace as an object of thrilled adulation…. He is the lone eagle, the man of mystery, the last defender. Photographers, reverently bending one knee, snap him in the act of making a spectacular dive across the goal mouth to deflect with his fingertips a low, lightning shot, and the stadium roars in approval as he remains for a moment or two lying full length where he fell, his goal still intact.” (Speak Memory, p. 267)



From an early age, Nabokov had a reputation as an exhibitionist. At the Tennishev School in St. Petersburg, he was accused by his teachers of showing off. His headmaster, according to Nabokov himself, “was suspicious of my always keeping goal in soccer ‘instead of running about with the other players.’” (Speak Memory, p. 185)



But at Cambridge Nabokov felt constrained by the English “national dread of showing off.” Further, he admitted that “a too grim preoccupation with solid teamwork [was] not conducive to the development of the goalie’s eccentric art.” (SM, p. 267) Little wonder then that Nabokov, unable to indulge in his taste for the flamboyant, got rather bored with goalkeeping, especially when the play was in the opponent’s half.



To compensate for this boredom, he would lean against his goal post, close his eyes and dream: “I would listen to my heart knocking and feel the blind drizzle on my face and hear, in the distance, the broken sounds of the game, and think of myself as a fabulous exotic being in an English footballer’s disguise, composing verse in a tongue nobody understood about a remote country nobody knew.” (SM, p. 268)

What a classic image of Nabokov the outsider poet! Nabokov’s writing about his football at Cambridge, shows that his flamboyant outsider personality was already well established. We can also see how, at this stage in his life, he was a dedicated poet. Nabokov the novelist was yet to be born.


http://coppice-gate.com/articles.php?id=325

blueeyed.handsomeman 11:32 Mon Feb 17
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
LOLITA



A superb display by both sides
ANANG OUTSTANDING

Sven Roeder 11:29 Mon Feb 17
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Could do with both those strikers kicking on after injury
Conceded an 89th min pen for 2-2
Ngakia played so obviously not in the squad for Wednesday

White Pony 11:25 Mon Feb 17
Re: U 23s draw 2-2
What the hell has this got to do with Billie Eyelash, Brexit, Caroline Flint or Phillip Schofield?

Browno22 11:11 Mon Feb 17
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Fuck off





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